Science Fiction/Double Feature

Michael Ren­nie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gor­don was there In sil­ver under­wear
Claude Rains was The Invis­i­ble Man
Then some­thing went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a cel­lu­loid jam
Then at a dead­ly pace It Came From Out­er Space
And this is how the mes­sage ran…
Sci­ence fic­tion, (ooh ooh ooh) dou­ble fea­ture
Doc­tor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a crea­ture
See androids fight­ing (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Fran­cis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) For­bid­den Plan­et
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, dou­ble fea­ture, pic­ture show
I knew Leo G. Car­roll was over a bar­rel
When Taran­tu­la took to the hills
And I real­ly got hot when I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Trif­fid that spits poi­son and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the Runes
And pass­ing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Col­lide, said George Pal to his bride
I’m gonna give you some ter­ri­ble thrills
Like a…
Sci­ence fic­tion, (ooh ooh ooh) dou­ble fea­ture
Doc­tor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a crea­ture
See androids fight­ing (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Fran­cis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) For­bid­den Plan­et
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, dou­ble fea­ture, pic­ture show
I wan­na go — Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, dou­ble fea­ture, pic­ture show
By R.K.O. — Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, dou­ble fea­ture, pic­ture show
In the back row — Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, dou­ble fea­ture, pic­ture show

Hard Years in the Big City

By Dr. Mil­lar and the Beet Club
i owed mon­ey all over town
felt like i could not leave the house
with­out let­ting some­body down
i just went out for some­thing pret­ty
for my wife
you know it broke my heart
to see her look­ing so low down
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for some­thing pret­ty
for my wife
hop­ing in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
you know me
i nev­er did no one no harm
but there i was out on the street
danc­ing to keep warm
i went in for some cof­fee
just to warm my hands and feet
when a woman walk­ing out
dropped her mon­ey beside me
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for some­thing pret­ty
for my wife
hop­ing in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
i nev­er stole a wom­ans mon­ey before
but i saw no one was look­ing
so i picked it off the floor
and i peeled myself off twen­ty
and i peeled off twen­ty more
and i threw the rest on the ground
and i legged it out the door
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for some­thing pret­ty
for my wife
hop­ing in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
i bought my wife
a hat and gloves
and a chick­en with the change
and i went home and i told her
things would nev­er be the same again
cos things just are the way they are
and theres no one to blame
i was doing what i had to do
ill nev­er feel ashamed
of those hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for some­thing pret­ty
for my wife
hop­ing in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives

Doctorin’ The Tardis

by The Time Lords (aka KLF)
[HEY]
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who! [HEY] The TARDIS
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{Exter­mi­nate!}
{Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of mon­ey} ???
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who! [HEY] The TARDIS
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{Exter­mi­nate!}
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha {We obey no one}
Who ha ha ha ha {We are the ser­priour beings}
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha {Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of mon­ey} ???
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) {THE DALEKS} The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. {THE DALEKS} Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc {THE DALEKS} Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who

Hey Goldmember

by Foxxy Cleopa­tra
Sol­id gold.
Sol­id gold.
It’s gold!
It’s gold!
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby.
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby.
He’s got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
He’s got a gold­en pad. He’s super-bad.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
He’s got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
You’re get­tin’ down tonight. You’re dyna­mite.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Cause that’s the way — uh huh, uh huh — he likes it.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Goldmember…he loves it.
Cause that’s the way — uh huh, uh huh — he likes it.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Goldmember…he loves it.
He’s got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
He’s from the Nether­lands. That’s where he learned to dance.
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
Hey, Gold­mem­ber!
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby…
(It’s sol­id gold baby!)
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby…
(Gold­mem­ber’s so sol­id!)
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby…
(So, so, so, so, so, so sol­id!)
It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s sol­id gold, baby…
(It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, baby.)
(His mem­ber’s so gold…yes it is!)