After years (well I’ve been on the net since ‘95 so I can say years) or searching I have finally found a subject about which the Internet knows nothing. I thought I was close two years back when I jokingly said to a friend “There’s probably even websites dedicated to ‘Hey Dad’!”. Turns out there are websites about ‘Hey Dad!’, thought strangely their mostly in German, go figure. But I think I’ve finally found a hole in the vast sum of trivial that is the Internet. I can’t find anything more than a passing reference in the occasional web log to The Rocket Clock from ‘Playschool’. I mean the search didn’t even turn up any decent porn sites!