Advice?

Dear Proton, I’ve been two-timing and it is starting to get difficult keeping it all a secret, things are made more complicated by the fact that the two boys are together and neither knows that I’m seeing their boyfriend on the side. Should I tell them both and hope that we can become a proper 3-some? Signed: Libido Machine Dear LM, I have been in your situation many times before, so take my word for it when I say it will NOT work out if you tell them. All you will accomplish by telling the truth is a strengthening of your two lovers mutual relationship, they will be happy and you will be lonely. Your best choice is to encourage one of them to get a night job so they will see less of each other and more of you, even this is unlikely to last, but enjoy it while you can.

Sex

Proton online. Dave seems to this I should introduce myself. Well fuck that! I ain’t gonna doing it just cause he’s too week to do it. I’ve just finished reading through everything Dave has ever posted on his blog… there are some subjects he never seems to talk about, so I’m assuming he wants me to fill in the gaps. Sex, drugs and rock&roll, or something. Ever had sex outside? You should try it. The wind rippling through your chest hairs, the thrill of getting caught, looking up at the stars while some stranger gives you the best damn blow job ever. You really should try it.