Dear Proton, I’ve been two-timing and it is starting to get difficult keeping it all a secret, things are made more complicated by the fact that the two boys are together and neither knows that I’m seeing their boyfriend on the side. Should I tell them both and hope that we can become a proper 3-some? Signed: Libido Machine Dear LM, I have been in your situation many times before, so take my word for it when I say it will NOT work out if you tell them. All you will accomplish by telling the truth is a strengthening of your two lovers mutual relationship, they will be happy and you will be lonely. Your best choice is to encourage one of them to get a night job so they will see less of each other and more of you, even this is unlikely to last, but enjoy it while you can.