Advice?

Dear Pro­ton,
I’ve been two-tim­ing and it is start­ing to get dif­fi­cult keep­ing it all a secret, things are made more com­pli­cat­ed by the fact that the two boys are togeth­er and nei­ther knows that I’m see­ing their boyfriend on the side.
Should I tell them both and hope that we can become a prop­er 3‑some?
Signed: Libido Machine
Dear LM,
I have been in your sit­u­a­tion many times before, so take my word for it when I say it will NOT work out if you tell them. All you will accom­plish by telling the truth is a strength­en­ing of your two lovers mutu­al rela­tion­ship, they will be hap­py and you will be lone­ly.
Your best choice is to encour­age one of them to get a night job so they will see less of each oth­er and more of you, even this is unlike­ly to last, but enjoy it while you can.