The grass is always greener

We find it strange, as many of our reg­u­lar read­ers will know, that we only ever seem to want to do some­thing when we are some­where else.
For exam­ple we can be sit­ting at home with our trusty lap­top “Lukas” sit­ting on our lap and not be able to think of a damned thing to write on our blog. But go out, while walk­ing down Oxford St and our mind will be full of clever, mean­ing­ful and wit­ty com­men­tary to post. These always seem to evap­o­rate from our mind the moment we walk in the front door. Go fig­ure.
Mean­while,
In our recent surf­ing (some­one should invent a new verb for web brows­ing) we came across some unex­pect­ed web sites:
The Empire of Alan­tium was the first, and is best described with their own one-line def­i­n­i­tion. The Empire of Atlantium is a unique inde­pen­dent State based in Syd­ney, Aus­tralia, with a pri­mar­i­ly non-ter­ri­to­r­i­al imma­nent glob­al sov­er­eign­ty.
For peo­ple want­i­ng to know all about the “bits of the body that no one ever talks about” then there are two amaz­ing­ly detailed pages to con­sult (depend­ing on which bits your inter­est­ed in). All About My Vagi­na and All About My Penis.
We have also dis­cov­ered that there is crap all in the way of ref­er­ence mate­r­i­al about the Lon­don Met­ro­pol­i­tan Police Tele­phone Box. And we mean the Box, not the TARDIS.