Food poisoning

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Woke up at 6:30, threw up and thought to myself:
Why does it always look like car­rots? I did­n’t even have car­rots.
This can’t be good.
Does­n’t taste like car­rots.
Oh no, not again.
Would be worse if it did taste like car­rots.
Did­n’t go to work.
Did­n’t go to school.
Did­n’t go to gym.