A test?

Mostly Gay
You scored -37 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly homosexual, but you have a few heterosexual qualities. You much prefer the same sex, but you have a mild interest in the opposite sex. While you would jump at the opportunity to screw someone of the same sex, you might be up for experimenting with members of the opposite sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the opposite sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on Orientation

Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid

Advice?

Dear Proton, I’ve been two-timing and it is starting to get difficult keeping it all a secret, things are made more complicated by the fact that the two boys are together and neither knows that I’m seeing their boyfriend on the side. Should I tell them both and hope that we can become a proper 3-some? Signed: Libido Machine Dear LM, I have been in your situation many times before, so take my word for it when I say it will NOT work out if you tell them. All you will accomplish by telling the truth is a strengthening of your two lovers mutual relationship, they will be happy and you will be lonely. Your best choice is to encourage one of them to get a night job so they will see less of each other and more of you, even this is unlikely to last, but enjoy it while you can.

Sex

Proton online. Dave seems to this I should introduce myself. Well fuck that! I ain’t gonna doing it just cause he’s too week to do it. I’ve just finished reading through everything Dave has ever posted on his blog… there are some subjects he never seems to talk about, so I’m assuming he wants me to fill in the gaps. Sex, drugs and rock&roll, or something. Ever had sex outside? You should try it. The wind rippling through your chest hairs, the thrill of getting caught, looking up at the stars while some stranger gives you the best damn blow job ever. You really should try it.

Mardi Gras is here!!!

My program for the Mardi Gras film festival arrived. Unfortunately I’m broke (okay, in debt but who’s counting, it’s only money). Some I’m not going to be able to watch “every bloody thing” and I had hopped. So now I have to juggle my selection between deep-and-meaningful or titillation… Fortunately I stocked up on my quota of d&m earlier in the year at the QueerDOC festival (don’t tell me you forgot about that).