A test?

Most­ly Gay
You scored ‑37 (-52 being com­plete­ly gay, 0 being bisex­u­al, and 52 being com­plete­ly straight)

You are main­ly homo­sex­u­al, but you have a few het­ero­sex­u­al qual­i­ties. You much pre­fer the same sex, but you have a mild inter­est in the oppo­site sex. While you would jump at the oppor­tu­ni­ty to screw some­one of the same sex, you might be up for exper­i­ment­ing with mem­bers of the oppo­site sex if giv­en the oppor­tu­ni­ty. If you are sex­u­al­ly inex­pe­ri­enced, you could shift on the spec­trum at a lat­er time depend­ing on whether you have sex­u­al encoun­ters with the oppo­site sex and whether or not you like those encoun­ters.

My test tracked 1 vari­able How you com­pared to oth­er peo­ple your age and gen­der:
You scored high­er than 0% on Ori­en­ta­tion

Link: The Sex­u­al­i­ty Spec­trum Test writ­ten by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid

Advice?

Dear Pro­ton,
I’ve been two-tim­ing and it is start­ing to get dif­fi­cult keep­ing it all a secret, things are made more com­pli­cat­ed by the fact that the two boys are togeth­er and nei­ther knows that I’m see­ing their boyfriend on the side.
Should I tell them both and hope that we can become a prop­er 3‑some?
Signed: Libido Machine
Dear LM,
I have been in your sit­u­a­tion many times before, so take my word for it when I say it will NOT work out if you tell them. All you will accom­plish by telling the truth is a strength­en­ing of your two lovers mutu­al rela­tion­ship, they will be hap­py and you will be lone­ly.
Your best choice is to encour­age one of them to get a night job so they will see less of each oth­er and more of you, even this is unlike­ly to last, but enjoy it while you can.

Sex

Pro­ton online.
Dave seems to this I should intro­duce myself. Well fuck that! I ain’t gonna doing it just cause he’s too week to do it.
I’ve just fin­ished read­ing through every­thing Dave has ever post­ed on his blog… there are some sub­jects he nev­er seems to talk about, so I’m assum­ing he wants me to fill in the gaps.
Sex, drugs and rock&roll, or some­thing.
Ever had sex out­side? You should try it. The wind rip­pling through your chest hairs, the thrill of get­ting caught, look­ing up at the stars while some stranger gives you the best damn blow job ever. You real­ly should try it.

Mardi Gras is here!!!

My pro­gram for the Mar­di Gras film fes­ti­val arrived. Unfor­tu­nate­ly I’m broke (okay, in debt but who’s count­ing, it’s only mon­ey). Some I’m not going to be able to watch “every bloody thing” and I had hopped. So now I have to jug­gle my selec­tion between deep-and-mean­ing­ful or tit­il­la­tion… For­tu­nate­ly I stocked up on my quo­ta of d&m ear­li­er in the year at the Queer­DOC fes­ti­val (don’t tell me you for­got about that).