Dave’s Laws

I have three laws for living a good life. Strangely I can only ever remember two of them at a time. Anyway, here they are, in no particular order. 1. You should never have to clean soap. It may sound basic, but I like it cause its fun. The most practical application of this is to clean your own pubes off the soap before you get out of the shower. 2. As long as no one gets hurt, you should be able to do what ever you want. This one is borrowed very much from a bunch of different religious doctrine, but I still think its valid. Hurt here is defined very broadly, and its important that it be from any potential victims point of view. 3. Okay, can’t remember this one just now… I’ll fill it is later. (I know I’ve written it down somewhere, gotta go dig out my note books.)