Dave’s Laws

I have three laws for liv­ing a good life. Strange­ly I can only ever remem­ber two of them at a time. Any­way, here they are, in no par­tic­u­lar order.
1. You should nev­er have to clean soap.
It may sound basic, but I like it cause its fun. The most prac­ti­cal appli­ca­tion of this is to clean your own pubes off the soap before you get out of the show­er.
2. As long as no one gets hurt, you should be able to do what ever you want.
This one is bor­rowed very much from a bunch of dif­fer­ent reli­gious doc­trine, but I still think its valid. Hurt here is defined very broad­ly, and its impor­tant that it be from any poten­tial vic­tims point of view.
3. Okay, can’t remem­ber this one just now… I’ll fill it is lat­er. (I know I’ve writ­ten it down some­where, got­ta go dig out my note books.)