Know they world and know they self

I’m the kind of guy that likes to think he has a pret­ty good idea of how the world works. At least at some basic lev­els. I like to think that when I pat some­one to do a job they’ll do it, when I drop some­thing it will fall down, that the sun will come up again every morn­ing even if I’m not there to watch it. Sim­ple stuff. I like to think that if a tree falls in a for­est it does make a noise.
There is one thing that at the moment is throw­ing my whole world view into tur­moil, Show­er Sparkle, I mean you just spray the stuff on and sud­den­ly your bath­room does­n’t even get dirty… how the hell does that work??? Fine I can think of lots of ways that it //might// work… but none that you’d actu­al­ly want to be any­where near or use of a reg­u­lar basis.
My world is falling apart and I could­n’t be arsed to pick up the pieces.