So, you want to be a Super Hero!

You think you have what it takes do you?
Have you even cho­sen a col­or for your cape yet?
Did­n’t think so.
Okay heres the deal. To be a Super Hero you need one thing. Mer­chan­dise.
A line of dolls, clothes, kitchen uten­sils, video games, movies, CDs, nov­els, com­ic books, sports cars, foot­ball teams, per­fumes, and above all elec­tric tooth­brush­es.
Come back when you’ve got all that and we’ll talk.