Life, don’t talk to me about life

Thanks to the use of a top secret government computer, I’ve managed to collate a large number of unassociated trivia. Through this I’ve been able to confirm something I’ve had a feeling was true for some time. One needs to have a life in order to have a weblog. Actually, I’ll revise that. One needs to have an interesting life in order to have a weblog. Still not completely true. One needs to have an interesting life that they are happy to talk about in order to have a weblog. I’ll leave it as a exercise for the reader to figure out which criteria it is that I don’t match.