So much for relativity

Uni­ver­sal Scale of Every­thing (USoE)

Despite my per­son­al opin­ions to the con­trary I have recent­ly become aware that there actu­al­ly is a Uni­ver­sal Scale of Every­thing (USoE), on which all things can be rat­ed.
And if the exis­tence of this scale is not enough, it also seems that every­one agrees where thing should go on the scale.
While I’ve wit­nessed the use of the USoE most recent­ly with movie (‘Har­ry Pot­ter’, ‘Star Wars II’, ‘The Lord of the Rings’) I’ve have also seen it used with music, for­mal art, fash­ion, hair­styles, books, even com­put­er games.
The world is becom­ing a small­er, more uni­form place.
For exam­ple, all of my friends have all placed the recent ‘Spi­der­man’ movie in the sec­tion of “piece of crap that should nev­er have been let out of the direc­tors head, and mak­ing it was a futile as remov­ing the seeds from a banana” or a score of about ‑2.
I real­ly, real­ly enjoyed Spi­der­man, I laughed at the fun­ny bits, I cried at the sad bits, I felt empow­ered as the nerd became a hero, I was impressed by the char­ac­ters, by the act­ing, by the sto­ry. I refuse to place the movie on the USoE, there is no sense in try­ing to com­pare an Action Hol­ly­wood Block­buster with Duchamp ‘Foun­tain’, or with ‘Gone with the Wind’, or even anoth­er Action Hol­ly­wood Block­buster (such as ‘Star Wars II’).
I’m an expe­ri­en­tial crit­ter, there is no objec­tiv­i­ty here.

2 thoughts on “So much for relativity”

  1. If you dis­agree then the scale can­not be uni­ver­sal. I had a chat with Ains­ley tonight about rel­a­tive vs absolute scales. I said that rel­a­tive scales could appear absolute if enough peo­ple around you believed in them. Aware­ness of such scales can help you relieve stress and influ­ence peo­ple. If oth­ers think the scale is absolute, but it is not, then they are at a dis­ad­van­tage. (Inci­den­tal­ly, I liked Spi­der-man. More on that lat­er on my blog.)

  2. I did­n’t say it should nev­er have left the direc­tors head, it’s just that I did­n’t enjoy it much. Leav­ing the the­atre, I felt dis­s­a­point­ed.
    Part of this could have been expec­ta­tions, I am gen­er­al­ly more of a fan of comics than I am of film.
    Sec­ond­ly, I must state that i’m not a huge spi­der man fan. As far as super­hero char­ac­ters go, he’s one I read if it’s avail­able but have nev­er con­tem­plat­ed col­lect­ing. Maybe by not being a fan, I was able to be more objec­tive.
    Think­ing about it lat­er, I know spidey has his legion of fans, espe­cial­ly as one of the more geeky/nerdy super­heroes he prob­a­bly gels more with his tar­get audi­ence than many oth­er super­heroes do.
    My per­son­al geek super­hero has always been Beast (of X‑Men fame)

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