I don’t know how (or even why) but the palm trees have done something to the photocopier… now in addition to coping it also shreds all copies and the originals. They have also managed to get rid of one of my coworkers, her cubical is not a tropical rainforest, and there is no evidence that she ever worked here in the first place. If all that wasn’t bad enough there is a flower in a pot sitting on my desk staring at me. I don’t know where he came from, but this morning he was just there. I tried taking putting him on another desk, but every time I leave me desk he is back when I return. I think I’ll call him ‘kitten’.