Attack of the palms

I don’t know how (or even why) but the palm trees have done some­thing to the pho­to­copi­er… now in addi­tion to cop­ing it also shreds all copies and the orig­i­nals.
They have also man­aged to get rid of one of my cowork­ers, her cubi­cal is not a trop­i­cal rain­for­est, and there is no evi­dence that she ever worked here in the first place.
If all that was­n’t bad enough there is a flower in a pot sit­ting on my desk star­ing at me. I don’t know where he came from, but this morn­ing he was just there. I tried tak­ing putting him on anoth­er desk, but every time I leave me desk he is back when I return. I think I’ll call him ‘kit­ten’.