Pants

I’m rapidly forming the theory that at some time in each persons life their pants will become very important for reasons they can never clearly articulate. This change seems to be happening to me at the moment. It started about two months ago when I started to forget to zip up my fly. This has not been concesious mind you, I simply forgot to do something that had been second natrue for over 20 years. Since then I’ve found the number of time that I’ve forgotten to zip my fly has been increasing. And still I can’t explain it. I never much liked zippered flies anyway, I should look at getting more pants that have button flies. Its all about pants.