Pants

I’m rapid­ly form­ing the the­o­ry that at some time in each per­sons life their pants will become very impor­tant for rea­sons they can nev­er clear­ly artic­u­late.
This change seems to be hap­pen­ing to me at the moment.
It start­ed about two months ago when I start­ed to for­get to zip up my fly. This has not been con­ce­sious mind you, I sim­ply for­got to do some­thing that had been sec­ond natrue for over 20 years. Since then I’ve found the num­ber of time that I’ve for­got­ten to zip my fly has been increas­ing. And still I can’t explain it.
I nev­er much liked zip­pered flies any­way, I should look at get­ting more pants that have but­ton flies.
Its all about pants.

2 thoughts on “Pants”

  1. So, do you get stopped by peo­ple all the time point­ing out that your fly is down?
    Or does every­one just polite­ly ignore it.
    Pants are very impor­tant, they become a part of your per­sona. Every­one needs to find a way to wear them that suits their per­son­al­i­ty not just the cur­rent fash­ion.

  2. No, nobody seems to have noticed my fly being open (should I be wor­ried that no one is check­ing out my crotch?) or there just to damn polite.

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